The Real Royal Scandal

May 28th, 2010 at 3:44 pm | 8 Comments |

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It’s fair to say that everyone who read or heard about Fergie’s – the Duchess of York’s – most recent escapade was both horrified and titillated at her audacity, not to mention tackiness.

It’s also fair to say that anyone who thinks about it should be disgusted at the News of the World’s sting operation — having a reporter posing as a businessman and paying her the equivalent of $40,000 (cash) as down payment for some $750,000 to get access to her ex-hubby, Prince Andrew, for a business deal.

Andrew is Britain’s special trade ambassador, whatever that is, and apparently can swing financial deals. High finance and business acumen are not Prince Andrew’s forte, so if Britain relies on his judgment, small wonder the U.K. is under financial strain.

Still, Fergie’s antics are fodder for lively office gossip.

While there is no denying her greed, self-indulgence and lack of discretion, a more scandalous reality is the shamefully cheap settlement Fergie got when she and Andrew were divorced – 15,000 pounds a year as maintenance (about $40,000).

The Royal family’s pettiness and cheapness when it comes to money is legendary. For the duchess to raise two daughters on that amount from the richest family in the world, is disgraceful.

Sure, Fergie could have gotten more if she’d raised hell at the time of the settlement, but that’s not the point. How could the Royal Family not have been more generous? Andrew doesn’t seem a vindictive type, and supposedly was friendly with his ex-wife, so why wouldn’t he insist on a more reasonable annual settlement?

While perpetually hungry for a buck, Fergie hasn’t done badly in the money game. Poster gal for Weight Watchers, writer, producer of films, she is not without talent or enterprise. She just seems incapable of saving, and spends everything she gets and is now said to be pushing bankruptcy with debts around $1.25 million.

Apparently Fergie stays at her ex-husband’s Royal Lodge, and has been quoted saying she now fears she’ll be kicked out, with no place to go. That taxes credulity, but there’s no question she, the Queen, Fergie’s Royal relatives and the British people are mortified at the crassness of her behavior.

But it’s unlikely Fergie will be ostracized by the Queen. After all, Fergie’s daughters are the Queen’s grandkids and they’ve done nothing wrong.

Of course, Fergie is now penitent and is apologizing all over the place. One wonders if her “regrets” are that she was caught, or that she behaved dishonorably?

It’s rather like Tiger Woods apologizing after he’s been discovered having affairs with something like 120 women – one of which, apparently, was intended to be Fergie herself, but he declined – possibly because she was too high profiled, or possibly because she wasn’t blonde enough.

Despite everything, Fergie is popular. Ironically, people seem to like her because of her lapses, her human foibles. She’s gritty, is involved with various charities, is open to try anything, and doesn’t seem to have a malicious streak. Just an erratic one.

Besides, her unpredictability is infectious and as a topic of conversation she’s hard to top. But I bet her annual maintenance fee will now be boosted. Still Royal stinginess is the real scandal of her influence peddling.

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8 Comments so far ↓

  • ottovbvs

    ……If you believe she’s raising two daughters on 15,000 a year you’re even dumber than I thought you were Worthington…….School fees at a good girls school in the currently run at around 30,000 a year

  • ktward

    No doubt I’ll regret stepping into this squish …

    It’s unlikely Fergie’s maintenance settlement was ever expected to pay for her kids’ needs. ‘Maintenance’, by definition, is not child support. I’d be very surprised if every single kid expense–education, medical, soccer & ballet shoes–wasn’t billed directly to Andrew as a matter of course.

  • JeninCT

    I agree with ktward. Maintenance, or alimony is separate from child support. Her $40,000 per year is hers alone. The kids are covered by their dad separately.

  • Sinnombre

    Fergie is a nit — the real scandal is the millions of pounds paid out each year to the rest of the free-loading bunch, er royals. It seems so unreal, particularly given current economic conditions.

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  • axlmoa

    Peter you neglect to mention the fact that her daughters have a trust fund that pays for all of their expenses. I would have thought with that in mind 15k/year is just a bit of sugar on top. Surely she is expected to generate her own income now? Like most people she does not live within her means. So why should we have sympathy for her?

  • Smarg

    Precisely the reason why Americans threw those inbred morons out in the late 1700s.

    Just look at the heir to the throne, the future King of the British Empire: Charles. A lop-eared, balding dreg who snookered a beautiful smart virgin into marrying him. All the while enamored with a horse-faced divorcee. This is “royalty”??

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Geprodis

    blah blah blah, what a royal waste of time.