This press release has come our way from the office of Senator Foghorn Leghorn of Texas …
SEN. LEGHORN ANNOUNCES $14.7 MILLION FOR TEXAS; ‘YEE, HAW!’ HE COMMENTS
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*
WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. Foghorn J. Leghorn, D-State, announced Tuesday that he had won an extra $14.7 million in stimulating funds from the solicitous Obama Administration for the people of seven congressional districts in Texas.
“This funding will go for good,” the Senator said. “Why, son, 98 hardworking, taxpaying, aging, poor, honest, hungry, working-class, middle-class, undereducated, disadvantaged, undercounted, overlooked, underprivileged, overtaxed and uninsured constituents of my good friends and esteemed colleagues in the 52nd, 58th, 86th, 00th, 68th, 91st, and 85th Congressional Districts of Texas deserve every penny,” he added. “Yep, they can shore count on me. Vote Leghorn! Yee, haw!”
Following is an official, premeditated account* of the stimulating funds provided by the Obama Administration through Sen. Leghorn’s good offices:
Texas Congressional District Jobs Amount
52nd congressional district 0 $8,937,289
58th congressional district 45 $3,659,694
86th congressional district 6 $943,326
00 congressional district 11 $752,292
68th congressional district 1 $310,963
91st congressional district 30 $57,367
85th congressional district 5 $56,661Stimulus Total: $14,717,592
Jobs Total: 98
*Please don’t call Sen. Leghorn’s office about this. He’s busy working on health care today. For further information on this gracious investment of job-creating government money, please “track the money” through the President’s Recovery website.
2 responses so far
1 MI-GOPer // Nov 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
As someone who was burdened by buyers remorse over voting for Obama said recently: Why work for a living when you can vote for one? Obama’s bailed my bank out for making bad loans to me; Obama’s bailed out my mortgage company for making a loan to me I couldn’t afford and now Obama’s forcing my lender to reduce my mortgage rate from 11.5% to 5.25% and recapitalizing all the property taxes I didn’t pay to the city, schools and everyone else. Obama got me a huge discount for my junker car. You tell me, why should I work?”
Wow, that’s some honesty for an Obama voter.
2 Kevin B // Nov 19, 2009 at 12:41 am
Because you just bought a new car and you still have a mortgage.
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